This will be my eventual career goal but I want to start a fund called Retarded Capital that manages a “retarded” & Vibes themed ETF one day.
The ETF will trade based on vibes and analysts are only allowed to do 2 hours max research for each position with mostly AI on their phone (and no dcf allowed cuz it’s useless). And the stock selection can’t just be based on dumb vibes such as a meme stock pumping, and there has to be some kinda of secular trend behind the name so the ETF will have a good chance to significantly beat the S&P. And I want to make that ticker “RTRD”
That being said I am definitely better than Cathy wood and bill ackman cuz I got my 3 levels of cfa and used to work somewhere that managed money. And I think I kinda already mastered the art of vibe trading as my port looks like a green dildo ytd and vibe trading with around 50bps of my portfolio is absolutely killing it has it contributed to half my gains this year.
I thought it be funny to ask for some ideas for top names that RTRD should hold as of now if it was a real thing.