Key insights
- The author uses a personal anecdote (being pooped on by a pigeon) to predict a short-term downturn in the market, driven by their need for AMD's price to decline to profit from their options positions. This is based on a superstitious belief and is not a reliable market indicator.
Only 5 times in my life a pigeon pooped on my right shoulder. Today I went out with my bro and I got s**t on. I have 6 Amd long calls at 200$ and short calls at 215(edited). So I am stuck unless the market goes down so I can slowly pay back my short calls.
Every time a pigeon s**t on my shoulder for the last 15 years, I made more money than needed and from somewhere unexpected. Hence I believe the short term bull market is coming. Tomorrow will be a red day. Either this or the drone pigeon market me to be “fixed”for not paying my debt.